Scene One: Ass pounding scally lads!! Justin and Karl get what they want in this butt slamming session, blonde Justin giving his dark haired mate a real fuck as he’s bent over the bed. Not content with just one position, this horned up lad bounces on top of his big dicked mate as Justin also grinds up, letting his balls slap against the peachy ass. Staying rock hard throughout this great sesh, Karl moans as he lets his hole get well and truly used. Sliding this throbbing dick slowly into Karl, Justin teases him with every inch as it pushes deeper, getting every bit inside him as Karl jerks himself into a sweaty orgasm. Whipping off his condom, Justin is ready and wanting to splatter his spunk all over Karl’s sweet young face, causing it to drip down his mouth!!

Scene Two: Face fucking from a big dick!! Hung young Josh gives Andre the fucking of a lifetime, sliding his long dick down his throat over and over, pounding into his mouth and making him swallow as much meat as he can, he then gets to work on his smooth arse, slamming it home as he goes balls deep inside and even pulls him back onto it further, getting him to groan and yell out as he gets it deeper and harder than ever. Both keep on their baseball caps and trainers as they get it on in intense fashion, seeing Andre’s hole stretched wide in close views as Josh is all the way inside him, throbbing and pulsating against his ring. Saturating this bottom boys face in creamy cum, Josh dumps his load over his fuck buddy covering it totally.

Scene Three: Hard dick slamming!! These two rudeboiz know exactly what they want, how to get it, and how to get each other rock hard and shooting their loads!! Both have great dicks and Ryan puts his to great use as he probes Jason’s smooth ass, slapping in it and out, fucking him into the sofa as his legs are wide apart, his hairless torso ripped with perfect abs and pecs, and when his balls empty over them, it’s too much for Ryan to take and he soaks the lad in spunk, ready for you lean forward and lick up of the freshly fucked rudeboy.

Scene Four: Rough and Ready Rudeboiz!! Cropped hair, inked and pierced, these two guys have it going on, stiff meat sliding down each others throats, their veiny dicks are fed to one another as their smooth balls swing in the thrusting motion. Alex looks slightly Eastern with a hefty scar around his side while Rex has a real English chav look about him, and he sure loves to taste that dick, nearly as much as Alex loves the taste of Rex’s ass!! Getting fucked in great positions, Alex allows his mate to feel every thrust forward from tip to hilt, keeping him pulsating throughout, ready to squirt over his face and even laps it up after, he’s one real cum hungry lad.

Scene Five: Anthony Thomas makes a welcome return!! The sight of young Johannes’ dick couldn’t be denied by anyone, and Anthony returns to the rudeboiz team after a long absence. The Scandinavian boy sprts a delicious dick which gets our tattooed English lad proper turned on!! Keeping their white trainers on, the cock worshipping continues until Johannes can’t think of anything but grinding into Anthony’s hot ass, getting himself deeper into the blond bottom boy as he spreads his smooth cheeks. Teasing him with the long dick, Johannes slowly slides deeper as Anthony pushes back, unable to take it all at first. Groaning in pleasure as his ass is opened doggy style, his face is soaked as Johannes spunks over his sweet lips, Anthony is treated to a right mouthful!!

Most of the 10 performers are around 30 years, muscleguys with shaved heads and tattoos. All of them horny as fuck. One guy is worth a special mention – Mukhtar Safarov, an Azerbaijani fashion model/stripper/dancer/escort who has the biggest piece of meat I have ever seen. Winner of Big Cock 2005. According to a recent QX Magazine interview his cock is 10′ x 10′. He’s in his mid-20s, 6′2′, smooth, tanned, beefy and has appeared in a number of top-notch pornos. However, he considers his work on Meat! to be his best experience to date.

In a threesome with Matt and Beau he squeezes his pumped-up dick in any willing mouth as the other two fuck each other. Once Beau’s arse has been loosened by Matt, the Meat Man stretches him further – forcing his meaty salami in as far as it will go. Mukhtar shoots over Beau’s face and Matt pumps it out over Beau’s stomach. Beau saves his load for a later scene.

There are four other scenes. One of my favourite Bulldog performers is Phil – tall, dark and ruggedly handsome. He gets rimmed and fucked by muscular Duke and then greedily eats all their cum. Angler Drake is fishing by the river when he sees Malko with a different type of rod in his hand! Malko is really horny – late 20s, close cropped dark hair, scruffy beard and a hairy chest. Drake is in his 30s, lean, some chest hair and has a Prince Albert through his cut cock. After some mutual tit play, Drake drinks Malko’s piss, then gets seriously rimmed and fingered before being fucked. Drake seems capable only of making strange animal-like grunts and moans as he is fucked. The noise gets louder when Malko fists him!…

Scene Two: Intense fuckfest between two hot lads!! These guys simply can’t wait to strip themselves naked and feed each other their big thick dicks, fucking faces and tasting cock!! Callum starts the scene and his hot cropped mate joins him, producing an almighty dick and plunging his head deep onto it, thick and nicely curved, it proves too big for Callums face, but Robbie has the favour returned with his mates straight dick being worked on. Slowly sliding down onto Callum’s dick, Robbie is stretched wide open, just getting used to an ass full of dick, he’s put through the fucking of a lifetime, watching his hole stretch and wrap around hot dick, your balls will start tingling as much as Robbie’s!! Taking as much as his tight butt can take, the look of pain turning to pleasure is amazingly horny, and the amount of spunk exploding from his dick proves how much he loved it.

Scene Three: Horny Tyson, with his broad shoulders and great sexy body gives cute Karl a real treat, using his thick cock to slowly fuck him, making his abs flex, showing his delicious tan-line and smooth body off to the best!! Each on keeps rock hard during the hard ass pounding until they can’t wait any longer and shoot hot loads, Tyson covers Karl’s hand and crotch with the tasty stuff whilst Karl dumps his thick cum over himself, saturating his abs in fresh spunk!!

Scene Four: Real council fuckers come next, with skinhead Blake and capped Mikey working each others bodies to the maximum, getting all the cock they can in their faces while jerking off their own throbbing meat. Blake thick veiny dick looks awesome while fucking Mikey’s chav face, his big cut dick getting nicely lubed up, shining with saliva.

Scene Five: 6 lad orgy!! The ultimate Rudeboiz fuckfest is here and will make you scream in ecstasy as you watch all these fit fuckers writhe around, getting mixed up into a complete boy orgy of hard dicks, wet mouths and wanton butts. Kai, Tyson, Mikey, Karl and Rick are joined by new face to Rudeboiz, Max, his buff young body with perfect abs and pecs giving way to a hot cock which is fought over by our young scally boys. Kai’s thick dick drips once more will flowing pre-cum, and we get a great view as he plays with it, lubing his dick before ramming down throat after throat. Spit roasting and daisy chaining, these lads know how to fuck and take dick like real council scum. Cumfests and spunk showers, these horny boys love every drop and don’t let any go to waste.

Absolutely no apologies here folks, I’m about to seriously rave about this offering from Rudeboiz – basically for no other reason than that it’s fuckin’ hot! Okay, so you’ve got to be a fan of the chav type (as the title suggests), but I really do defy anyone not to get hot under the collar (and, more importantly, stiff in the crotch!) from watching this latest addition to this up-and-cumming studio’s catalogue. Quite simply, it’s wonderful – what else can I say?

The boys themselves are pretty much as you’d expect (and want) from this unsophisticated , uncultured, anti-social band of scallies, with tracksuits and bling on full display – although the show of burberry caps seems a little more reserved on this occasion. Whilst the action takes place in scruffy council bed-sits and amidst the confines of undecorated bedrooms and less-than-spotlessly-clean sofas. Not that’s going to particular bother you, the viewer. In fact, if you’re anything like me then you’ll actually find that the settings naturally add to the authenticity of the action, which itself makes the movie even hotter than might otherwise be the case.

Yet it’s the sheer physical beauty and natural action of these sweet youngsters that remains the major feature – and the one that got me working my shaft pretty much from the word go! Indeed, the very first scene, featuring a handsome Everton FC tattoo-bearing top by the name of Gary Hughes and a dark-haired, beefy beauty called Danny Davis, pretty much sets the scene for the whole production. These lads are the kind that you see hanging about at bus-stops and in shopping arcades every day of the week, and their unrehearsed but uninhibited affection towards one another will have you jerking for joy like nothing before. What’s more – and this made me really horny – the sex between these boys is hot and sweaty and oh-so-fucking perfect from open-mouthed beginning to spunk-spurting end. Indeed, the lack of background music and the fact that the guys don’t grunt and groan like a couple of over-excited pigs only adds to the sensuality. This is, quite simply, sex as it really is. No orchestras, no over-dramatics. Just lads in their prime getting off with each other. Fuckin’ magic!!

I’d be seriously hard pressed to choose a favourite scene – each one is a classic in its own right. From a ball-churning threesome featuring Bennett, Wilson and Wilder (filmed under a rather irreverent picture of the Queen), through to the settee-drenching frolics of Robbie G and Stev O, this is the sort of film that almost ought to be rationed for the sake of its viewers. Indeed, if you’re anything like me and prefer the naturalness of European productions over the sterile, glossy productions of the States, then you simply can’t fail to be overcome – or cum-over! – by this magnificent offering. Honestly, I really can’t recommend this feature enough.

Jeez, what more do I have to say to convince you? Type your card-details in and order it now! Sex between young men-about-the-streets really doesn’t get much better than this. It’s pretty much as simple as that!

Reviewer: Stephane

SoldierBoy is the best Eurocreme movie so far. If the cute buff cover boys aren’t enough, you get three cute twinks getting hard shagged by an older Sergeant, a double penetration, two ten inch dicks, really hard fucking, and six exclusive stunning models.

SoldierBoy kicks off with our intrepid stars roaming rural Devon in full combat dress when suddenly shells start exploding and they have to move into combat action. This builds up to the first sexual encounter between Tom and a sexy smooth young stud. Tom has a fabulous face, gorgeous body and a big straight cock that the other cute stud worships before taking it hard up his arse to climax. Next up, four new recruits are up before the army doctor (Chris Cooke and his fat ten incher) – and it doesn’t take Chris long before he works out he is dealing with a bunch of gay boys, so soon cocks are out and being sucked. James does a great job of taking Chris’ massive fat rod down his throat and gets a real face pumping. On the other inspection table Cameron Jackson and Johan Volny are getting serviced by Jay Renfro. After taking turns on his cute blond ass, Jay soon has both guys fucking him for a great double penetration sequence. James and Chris steal the scene with some of the biggest dicked hard shagging you will ever see. James just loves that massive cock really pounding his gorgeous tan ass from every angle! James is soon back in action when he is getting to grips with his sergeant’s huge ten inch cock. He deep throats it like his life depends on it, and his cock sucking is pure joy to watch. He shoots his load over the sergeants boots, but cannot get away without taking another huge hard fucking on his knees in the mud. Back at base, three sexy scally twinks are being inspected by the hunky older sergeant. The three guys are super cute smooth boy babes and it is a real pleasure to see a mid thirties hunk getting to grips with such cute boy babes as he fucks each one of them in turn to orgasm. James is soon back at work, sucking the dick of the sexy blond young stud cook then taking his gorgeous cock right up his arse. They are caught by the major, but James soon has his cock in his mouth and they both face fuck him, then spit roast him for all he is worth.

Back outdoors now and James and a cute recruit fuck on a Land Rover, taking turns to pleasure each other. It all ends with sexy coverboys James and Tom getting it on and James fucks Tom until he shoots a magnificent load. SoldierBoy is an absolutely stunning movie with fifteen stunning guys and seven hard scenes – all on a double disk set. Cast: James Grant, Tom Schwarz, Chris Cooke, Cameron Jackson, Jay Renfro, Andre O Layton, Patrik Ricchi, Ben Hunter, Jacen Maxence, Andrew Dean, Billy Slade, Ben Taylor, Justin Scott, Robbie G, David James.