Topic: Skinhead Polls

Skinhead chat-up lines

April 11th, 2004

Skinhead chat-up lines.

Started by: SkinMarvin, on: 28/10/2001

Closed: 11/04/2004

Come on then lads, let us know your best chat-up line’s then!

 

  • if i could rearrange the abc’s i would put U and I together! - [kez]

  • are those space pants you are wearing cos your arse is out of this world - [?]

  • OI OI OI folks!!! - [Sluggerhead]

  • looking for hot piss - [wetskin]
  • Any tops? - [slave4skintop]
  • THAT TOOL U GOT THERE KINDA BIG FOR UR POCKET AINT IT… -[Big Stuff]
  • whats goin on guys - [bootbitch]
  • Pull my pants down, then we’ll talk - [HungJason]
  • i feel special cuz i ate the rat poison - [fire bird]
  • Do you remember your first blow job? I spit mine out. - [?]
  • oi oi - [bln skin]
  • (Best punk song title to use as a chatup-line) MY BALLS YOUR CHIN!!! (Snot) - [RandomPunkRockFaggot]
  • I’m going to fuck you. You have no choice. - [KidKaos]
  • HEEL BOY! - [KidKaos]
  • just wanna talk - [student]
  • Where I can find schlagringe? - [FREAK]
  • … - [Black Dog]
  • Wanna rag my arsehole with yer meatstick - [SubSkin : sub_lad@hotmail.com]
  • oi oi oi - [beto69]
  • I’m waiting the hour of the doom - [nero]
  • Fuck me and the baby’s yours - [Peter Pen]
  • You will service me. Resistance is futile. - [lxtop]
  • Now! - [chrome]
  • My face is leaving this shit tip in 5 minutes, Be on it! - [sharpskinuk]
  • Is that a piss stain on your Levis or are you just pleased to see me? - [redtab]
  • Let me lick ya tatts for ya, then I’ll suuck your cock as well. - [buzzed ben]
  • Don’t do this with a skin you meet in the street. If you’re in a gay pub/club or you know he’s a gay skin then get close, look him up and down, smile and if he’s still looking at you say “Do you wanna fuck?” It works more times than it doesn’t. - [Jack]
  • Need any recycled beer? - [Euskoskin]
  • Tie me up, hood me. - [simon trusler]
  • My mouth your man juice - [Ryan]
  • I want you on my boots/cock/ass all night! - [firemanphil]
  • Anyone there? - [hungjason]
  • I love to be gang fucked… Can you handle? - [Ray]
  • Do you eat asshole as well as you lace boots? (he did) - [nizbitus]
  • Hi boys - [quinn]
  • Hi you cute mother fucker - can I take you home and pack your ass into the tightest jeans I own, then rip ‘em off with my fists? (Works every time). - [tatoodbuddynyc]
  • get your boots up my my arse! - [si]
  • Want to try this out? - [Jeepboy]
  • Your arse, my face, 10 mins! - [EsSEX]
  • Nice legs mate. When do they open? - [Rob]
  • I want your body - [Jeff]
  • can I see - [touro2469t]
  • let my face be your saddle - [saddleslut]
  • theirs fire in my blood, wanna make me bleed - [babyfire]
  • Looking for muscular skin to wrestle and fight with - [dj250(usatrad)]
  • Yeah, you fancy a 20 year old muscular skinhead lad stickin ‘is fat, throbbin cock up your arse? - [Billy Philips]
  • How are you enjoying the PA baldbilluk - [?]
  • fuck me - [dave]
  • What’s Crackin? - [McN]
  • water… slave? -[Karl Erick (Montreal)]
  • hi - [tattooboi]
  • hunk in trunks - [jamie]
  • Woof - [Loka Skin]
  • Mine doesn’t go down until it’s been fed. (it got me 4 fellas that night) - [PunkBoy]
  • Does that thing want feeding? - [PunkBoy]
  • You good enough for this? - [BBSkinheadTop]
  • Need a sock suck sir - [badger]
  • mad horny m8 - [skinmuscle2]
  • Could you help my Prince Albert to marchup an down with excitement (it actually worked for me) - [baldbilluk]
  • Who is out there?? - [Sean]
  • Does your butt taste as good as your boots look? - [Lazerwolf]

  • When I’m in the mood to do the fucking: “Nice boots, why dont you put them over my shoulders!” When I’m in the mood to get fucked: “I only let smokers fuck me, want a light?” - [Hoot]
  • Oi mate, times wasting - [skinphil1@yahoo.com]
  • Get your knob out then - [Shuggee]
  • Open your lips and think of England - [Charles from Italy]
  • Is that skin between your legs or are you happy to see me ? - [Charles from Italy]
  • I just walk up to the guy & say “if I buy you a drink, will u come back & shag the arse off me ALL night?” This line HAS worked for me 9 times out of 10! - [e.sellars1@cwctv.net]
  • Wanna Fuck like rabbits? - [Dead boy Skin]
  • alright shag / alright shagger (depending on whether you want to shag or get shagged) - [SkinMarvin]
  • fuck that / fuck me (just say it as a lad passes, keep doing it until one says ‘alright then’) - [SkinMarvin]

Only a few decent response’s to this pole. Don’t quite think everyone got the right idea. Got some odd responses, think some guys where just messing about. Some good one’s though - wouldn’t mind get chatted up by Billy Philips, yes please Billy… Got my own new one to add to the list, only works in one situation though, if ever a sexy young drug dealer ever comes upto you in some gay bar, try my “what else is for sale” (looking the guy up n down, shaking your head in a ‘yes’ fashion). These sexy lads can be up for selling you more than just some draw (weed, blow etc.)…

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The Worst/Best thing about being a skin?

October 1st, 2002

The Worst/Best thing about being a skin?

Started by: SkinMarvin, on: 01/10/2002

Closed: 01/10/2006

Let us all know what you think the best and worst thing is about being a skinhead, and a queer one at that, is…

  • Being booted most of the time
  • Proud! Booted! Fit! Upforit!
  • Being cropped and booted
  • being shaved completely by my master
  • Boot on the back of your neck forcing your face into dog dish
  • Shaving my slin slave
  • wearing my tall boots without socks
  • feeling my boots bounce off some dogboy, and hopeing the bruise will last more than 5mins :(
  • tight jeans showing great packages a real turn on!
  • shaving my horny m8’s heads and getting mine shaved by them
  • being cropped and tattooed
  • Having a horny boi worship my 20 hole Rangers
  • intimidating arogant queens
  • People getting the wrong idea about you.
  • Being part of a group of really sexy looking guys.
  • being cropped and tattooed
  • Shaving my horny m8s heads and getting mine shaved by them…
  • wrangler mwz jeans look sexier with skin
  • SHARP SKIN
  • braces, marvin where are yours?
  • being able to be who you are instaead of who society say you have to be.
  • blood and honour
  • the brotherhood, m8’s worlwide, the gear, the boots, no hair.
  • jacking off hot steamy cum onto another skin
  • being a total one of a kind yet part of a group
  • everyone gets out off your fucking way and stares at you
  • Gettin fukked by real m8s
  • tight jeans showing great packages a real turn on!
  • shaggin other skins
  • using other skins
  • Jerkin off in bleachers
  • skin sex
  • Being part of a brotherhood
  • fuckin horny m8s
  • I’m never asked for money by beggars and the music kicks ass
  • people thinking you’re a nazi
  • the boots and the leather
  • bo prejudice about who fucks who
  • cocks
  • BOOTSboots!!!
  • skins make me horny
  • Sexy shaved cocks and balls
  • boots!!!
  • got the best formed cocks
  • attitude gets me lots of respect
  • beeing different from the mainstream
  • looking in the mirror and seeing one hot inked body and shaved head gets me horny all the timeaved
  • looking like a football thug
  • fucking other skinheads…
  • the style and the ftreedom they inspire
  • pissing yer bleachers
  • Wearing Doc Martens
  • Having the best friends and M8ts in the world.
  • Being part of a brotherhood
  • very sexy
  • the boots and braces
  • skins make me horny
  • Having to stomp somebodies ass for the fucked up look they just gave you.
  • the way it make ya feel powerful !!!!
  • fine as wine, dripping with erotic scalps and tight ass jeans and boots
  • Looking like a hard bloke instead of a big jessie!!
  • being cropped and tattooed
  • instant firendship and respect from other skins
  • Sexy men
  • the boots and braces
  • cool tattoos any where you like !!!!!
  • get lots more sex from other skins
  • Easy to dry and save time first thing in morning plus looks horny as hell!
  • good fucking poll.ya.. good job dude i love being skined to hell my head my hugh cock balls, ill never do the hair trip ,,,,i hate hair ilie hair on my hot mucle legs,ya ,hey guy i just got my first computor its the new i mac. thanks for letting me in a holy hot uglry skinner family. real hot your skin freak skiner love you too… skiner pig
  • being hairless
  • Not having to pay to have your hair cut
  • everyone in AA meetings hates me… 21 yrs sober!!!
  • You stand out in the crowd
  • very sexy
  • Everyone wants u to fuck them!
  • No need to use a comb - and the ‘come fuck me’ looks I get
  • you dont have to worry about getting haircuts
  • You remain annonimoius
  • You never get approached
  • Rangers
  • Being booted most of the time
  • The shaved look, makes a statement
  • no shampoo needed
  • its sexy
  • I am not longer 53yr old Gay MAN, but Queer with not age factor
  • I am no longer a victim of fashion
  • getting an erection when I stroke my head
  • buzzed is farkin sexy
  • You cut all your hair off and everyone wants to shag you ;)
  • Nothing bad about being a skin
  • Embarressed by PC ‘Skins’
  • Being thought of as a nazi, thick and racist
  • what is a ‘Plastic’ skin?
  • Getting the ‘wrong’ tattoo and kissing goodbye to your job.
  • being in a bar with short ‘GAY’ skin with yards of +30 hole boots - that looks so out of perportion
  • Being one of very few skins in Sydney
  • Looking at a skin in full gear, with his rolled up 501 then to notice he swapped his boots for shiney new trainers and thinks its ok
  • shaving
  • going with a ‘well hard’ skin hopeing he will do you over , get home takes all his gear off and wants you to fuck him.
  • People assuming you’re a racist
  • Ignorant assumptions by non-skins
  • A lot of balding blokes, shave there heads and claim there skinheads….
  • NAZI BONEHEAD
  • the ignorance of society not knowing who you are or what your really about!
  • being thought of as a Nazi and troublemaker
  • slows you down when swimming
  • ignorant people who think boneheads are skinheads and vice versa
  • People assume you are a thick nazi
  • keepin the boots polished when slave aint around
  • Scallies not up 4 it thinkin youre gonna do them over
  • nothing bad about being a skin
  • nowt
  • getting called Nazi but some uneducated ass
  • nothing bad about being a skin
  • Other peoples ignorances
  • nothing bad about being a skin
  • sometimes frightening to children and old people
  • that you have to shave daily to look good
  • no down sides
  • the idea that people think their are racist and violent
  • walking home in pisswet bleachers !!
  • people thinking you’re a nazi
  • #Considered being a nazi all the time
  • Is there a worse thing ?
  • People assuming you’re a racist
  • people think your a thug
  • Other peoples ignorances
  • little old ladies cross the street so they won’t have to pass me
  • polishing ya boots all the time
  • havin to put sun cream on me head when i go to ibiza…
  • doin the sodding laces on ya boots
  • shaving head 2/3 times week
  • Having to get it cut every two weeks - cold in the winter and catches sun in the summer
  • they think inm a uglel freak from skinhead hell.sation skined me.ya,itell them ERASE HATE HUGG A SKINHEAD…
  • Americans believing you are neo-nazi/terrorist
  • Considered being a nazi all the time
  • Nothing!
  • There isnt anymore of people like me here… Kokomo, IN.
  • people think your a thug or criminal
  • Nothing
  • Being considered a football fan
  • people don’t hug me so much
  • aryan nation tries to recruit you
  • having to pay £5 for a hair cut once a week
  • The whole nazi association thing…

S0 most of the ‘best’ things are to do with sex and most of the worst things are to do with being thought of as a nazi. :(

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Do Skins Prefer Blonds?

September 4th, 2002

Do Skins Prefer Blonds?

Started by: SkinMarvin, on: 04/09/2002

Closed: 10/09/2002

OK so they so a recent survey says that straight guy’s do prefer blonds.

I know that skins don’t have much hair, but what is your favourite flavour of skinhead?

My favourite flavour of that bit of hair a skinhead has is:

BALD/SHAVED: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * <
img src="http://www.skinmarvin.co.uk/content/wp-content/graphics/vote_pink.gif" alt="*"> * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * mg src="http://www.skinmarvin.co.uk/content/wp-content/graphics/vote_pink.gif" alt="*"> * * * * * * * * - [189]
BLOND: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * g src="http://www.skinmarvin.co.uk/content/wp-content/graphics/vote_yellow.gif" alt="*"> * * * * * * * * * - [99]
BLACK: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [78]
RED/GINGER: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [39]
BROWN: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [34]
ALL/ANY: * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [17]
GREY: * * * * * * * * * - [9]
WHITE: * * * * * * * * * - [9]
OTHER: Blue

Purple

Green

Blue

Do skins prefer blonds then?, erm yes, apart from being totally shaved bare they do… Interesting to see Red/Ginger doing so well I must admit to quite fancying the odd copper top skin myself… ;)
Blond is defiantly best though, good new for me then.

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Skinheads On Holiday

August 13th, 2002

Skinheads On Holiday

Started by: SkinMarvin, on: 13/08/2002

Closed: 29/08/2002

Where’s the best place for a skin to pop off on holiday and have good time’s then?

Berlin, Germany. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [45]
Amsterdam, Netherlands. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [38]
Sydney, Australia. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [28]
London, England. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [23]
Antwerpen, Belgium. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [21]
Blackpool, England. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [15]
Brighton, England. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [15]
Crete, Greece. * * * * * * * * * * * - [11]
New York, USA. * * * * * * * * * * - [10]
Orlando, USA. * * * * * * * * * * - [10]
San Fansisco, USA. * * * * * * * * * - [9]
Austin, USA. * * * * * * * * * - [9]
Hamburg, Germany. * * * * * * * * - [8]
Chicago, USA. * * * * * * * - [7]
Columbia, USA. * * - [2]
Christchurch, New Zealand. * - [1]

Looks like Berlin is the place to be then lads, or there are a few other places you can have some fun. England has more to offer with Blackpool, Brighton & London all doing well. My last trip anywhere was to good old Blackpool, convenient for us northern lads, guess you southerners don’t really have to go anywhere…

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What do you wear under your levi’s?

March 28th, 2002

Wot do you wear under your levis?

Started by: Graham & Michael, on: 28/03/2002

Closed: 03/04/2002

Wot trollies do you lot wear underneath your levis when your out and about and up for it?

black Nowt
* Jock Strap
* Boxers
* Briefs
* Y-Fronts
* Footie Shorts
* Rugger Shorts
* Trunks
* Something Rubber
* Something Leather
* Just a Cock Ring

NOWT black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black black - [120]
JOCK STRAP * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [136]
BOXERS * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *
* * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [108]
BRIEFS * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * - [65]
Y-FRONTS