Scally Fuck by Dave Evans

Scally Fuck by Dave Evans.

I was in a club a few weeks ago in Manchester near where I live and they had a really banging night on with some top hardhouse DJ’s playing. Because it’s within walking distance from where i live, it’s an easy place to get to and on a good night, you can have a really good time there. In fact, it’s The Music Box on Oxford Road and I did my first pill in there in 1995! As I say, if you have a good night on and it’s busy, it can be really good and because it’s a straight club, you always get a decent scattering of really nice eye candy from Salford, Moss Side, Colyhurst and the likes and the door team keep it really friendly.

There is an obvious drugs policy but you can still get really off your face as many of them do and I got to say, I’ve bin part of it over the years too! This particular night, I got some mates together and got tickets and stuff to hear some of our favourite DJ’s and people were coming from all over to go there so I knew it was gonna be big. I got together some nice stuff to wear, I shaved my hair down special that night, cleaned up my black Rockies, got a nice white T-shirt and some black Rockport jeans - I like em cos they’re quite tight across my crotch and having a fat, 9 inch cock, they show it off quite nicely if you get a quick flash from under my shirt! I hate that Kalvin Clein stuff so put on my favourite long white silky footy shorts under my jeans which are quite a turn-on. I sprayed myself liberally with a bit of Burberry and headed off out….

• Scally Fuck by: Dave Evans